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Standard Disclaimer
Please read carefully: one or more of the following may
or may not be applicable to your specific situation. We
have endeavored to make every effort to include each and
every possible abjuration. Thank you.
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IMPORTANT NOTE
Quantum physics theories indicate that when the consumer
is not directly observing this product, it may cease to
exist or will exist only in a vague, undetermined state.
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Warning: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its
Vicinity.
Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of
Matter in the universe, Including the Products of Other
Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product
of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the
Distance Between Them.
Caution: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy
Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of
Weight.
Handle With Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute
Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in
Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour.
Consumer Notice: Because of the "Uncertainty
Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find
Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product
Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero
Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling,"
This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its
Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Time and
Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's
Domicile, last Week. The Manufacturer Will Not Be
Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That
May Result.
Read This Before Opening Package: According to Certain
Suggested Versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the
Primary Particles Constituting this Product May Decay
to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million
Years.
This is product contains 100% Matter: In the Unlikely
Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter
in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.
Public Notice as Required By Law: Any Use of This
Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the
Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No
Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned
That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat
Death of the Universe.
Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product
Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which
Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can
Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product
Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in
Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999%
Empty Space.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The Manufacturer
May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product
Is Ten Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded
That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond
Those Applicable to Three- Dimensional Objects, Since
the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" into Such a
Small "Area" or "Volume" That They Cannot Be Detected.
Component Equivalency Notice: The Subatomic Particles
(Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are
Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those
Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No
Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or
Implied.
Health Warning: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This
Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is
Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
Important Notice to Purchasers: The Entire Physical
Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse
Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should
Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the Existence
of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.
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Additional Considerations, Warnings, Notices, and
Disclaimers:
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This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is
purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
No warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for
some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable
to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or
consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Add toner.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before
the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear
for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous
stub.
Decision of judges is final.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Batteries not included.
May cause drowsiness.
Must be over 17.
Not available in all states.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Proof of purchase required.
Read label before using.
Some assembly required.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
Some restrictions apply.
Subject to local regulation.
Warranty period limited.
Close cover before striking.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is
intended.
Subject to availability.
No COD's.
Sales tax not included.
Shipping and handling extra.
For external use only.
May cause excitability.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of
children.
Parental guidance suggested.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this
product.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and
consult your physician.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance
Corporation.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Store in original containers.
Harmful if swallowed.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel,
additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional
items are extra.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for
guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates;
accurate as of 8/17/95) is available in Europe.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax
or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to
exit on our shuttle bus.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily
rates apply.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon
Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily
rates apply.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP
counter or higher rates apply.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Special usage rates are also available at select
locations.
Availability is limited.
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